AISubs v3.4
Kyoka Suzuki was there.
And I was there.
Wow!
Kyoka Suzuki was there.
Yes, I lied about my name.
Kyoka Suzuki was there.
When I was 22 or 23 years old, I did an interview for Akko's TV show and Akko said, "Today's guest is Kiichi Nakai."
When Kiichi Nakai came out, no one had ever felt such a light or aura.
No one?
I was surprised at Kiichi Nakai's aura.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It hasn't been like that for 30 or 32 years.
Have you met Kyoka Suzuki?
No, I haven't.
In the movie "Big Heartbreak," Kyoka Suzuki was there.
It was a different scene, but I hadn't met her.
And I happened to be there.
When I met Kyoka Suzuki in the make-up room, I had never met her.
I only greeted her.
She was wearing make-up and I said, "Mr. Iziri."
She said, "What? Kyoka Suzuki called me Mr. Iziri?"
I said, "Yes."
"Mr. Iziri, are you also in "Big Heartbreak"?"
She said, "Yes, I am."
I'm going to do it again in a few days.
I see. I'm shooting it now, too.
I said, "Is this for real?"
Kyoka Suzuki knew you were Mr. Iziri.
She called me Mr. Iziri?
Yes, I was surprised about that.
I'm sorry that Kyoka Suzuki hurt her mouth.
It's okay, Kyoka Suzuki.
"Big Heartbreak" is about a couple riding a Ferris wheel in an amusement park.
It's about a couple going on a date in a different amusement park.
In the same amusement park, various couples fall in love.
It's a story like that.
That's where we're going today.
Tomoko Yamaguchi-san.
Wow.
Mori-kun and Mori-san from the former SMAP.
Kyoka Suzuki-san.
That's amazing.
And Hiroshi Tachi-san.
Among all the other members, I'm one of them.
I didn't know anything about scary stuff.
I'm against you, Hiroshi Tachi-san.
No, I don't believe you.
I'm against you, Hiroshi Tachi-san.
Yes.
I said something different from rehearsal and laughed at you.
Did you come out of there?
I didn't know anything about scary stuff!
You're amazing.
I thought you were scary.
No, it's Tachi-san.
It's Hiroshi Tachi-san.
He's a very kind person.
Have you heard of this rumor?
Tachi-san is in a car.
He's in a camping car.
Oh, that's right, Tachi-san.
And I heard that he's in a bathrobe for eight hours.
Tachi-san has an image like that.
And then...
No way.
The package was also recorded.
The package, yes.
And I saw a camping car parked in the parking lot.
No way.
I thought it might be Tachi-san's car.
And when I looked out of the car...
It was a bathrobe!
Is it expensive?
Tachi-sensei is waiting for you in a bathrobe for eight hours!
Eight hours! That's amazing!
I thought it was wonderful.
And then...
There weren't many dressing rooms.
Tachi-san and Izzy were in the same dressing room.
That's scary!
No way.
You must be nervous!
No, I'm not.
They were sitting next to each other.
And then...
Tachi-san looked at Tachi-san and said, "Izzy- kun..."
You're kidding me!
He said, "Yes!"
"Izzy-kun...
Why do you talk about Izzy like that?"
No way!
That's crazy!
And Tachi-san said, "Oh, Izzy-san...
She was on a late-night show called "Gilgamesh Unite".
And when I explained it to her...
She said, "I'm sleepy at night, so I go to bed right away."
Cool!
But of course, I've never watched "Gilgamesh" before.
I said, "I'm sorry, Yujiri-kun."
No, no, not at all! Not at all! It's okay!
Um, really, um...
Yujiri-kun, where do you work?
Oh, I'm a polypro.
That's nice of you.
Huh? Nice?
You have a lot of girls, don't you?
Oh, yes!
You have a lot of idols and agencies, don't you?
That's nice of you, Yujiri-kun.
How about this, Yujiri-kun?
Yes?
Yujiri-kun and I should trade.
Huh?! No, no, I... I... I...
No, no, that's a little...
Ishihara-kun and I are already...
No, no, it's too early for that.
Yujiri-san and Ishihara-kun...
Then how about this, Yujiri-kun?
Oh, what is it?
Keep suggesting!
You know...
What's a game called 'Ijiri'?
Yes?
Give it to me.
Are you kidding me?!
No, it's fine, but...
Tachi-san, if you put 'Ijiri' on it...
It will become a duplicate.
That's right.
It will become 'Ijiri-tachi'.
'Ijiri-tachi' is funny! It's funny!
Tachi-san, it will become a duplicate, so you should stop.
Oh, I see.
That's cool!
Then it's about time for you to come out.
It's outside of Hakkeijima.
It's an amusement park.
It's cold.
Right?
There is an image in movies.
When you say, "Wait a minute,"
you sit down like this.
In a fine chair.
And you put a cup of coffee here.
That's cool!
And you have Tsukibito-san next to you.
I'm already standing.
I have no choice but to stand.
I'm standing next to you.
Tachi-san is standing right next to you.
Then...
Ijiri, why don't you sit down?
No, no, no!
And you brought it.
Tsukibito's outfit.
No, no, it's fine!
And you know, it's cold, isn't it?
Yes.
Would you like some coffee?
Yes!
Tachi-san's...
Yes?
Coffee cup has a precious...
This is the only water bottle we have.
Please prepare a paper cup and a spoon.
Tachi-san's coffee, please.
If you go this far, it feels like you've stepped in quite a bit, doesn't it?
It's getting closer and closer.
And on the day of the crank-up...
The video recording studio and the dressing room were separate.
Oh, it was separate.
Then, I was waiting in line by myself.
Knock, knock.
Huh?
A passerby said.
Mr. Nishi, if you don't mind, have you eaten that lunch box yet?
Oh, I haven't eaten it yet.
Oh, Tachi has prepared an eel for you.
What?!
You're such a star!
You're amazing!
Eel!
Eel all of a sudden?
Thank you very much, I'll go and get it.
Oh, you're going with me?
At Tachi-san's dressing room, we're going to eat eel together?
You're amazing!
But in my mind...
"Right?" "In my mind..."
I want to be Tachi Ijiri.
Yes, you do.
I want to go to Pori Pori.
Would you like some coffee?
Since you're saying that...
I thought we could talk again.
Excuse me.
Eel, thank you for the meal.
Knock, knock.
And then...
Shh...
The passersby left.
Oh, they're gone already?
Shh...
I don't know what they're talking about.
They didn't say anything.
And then the TV turned on.
It was a shock video.
And we were watching it together.
While we were eating.
And then I thought...
They didn't say anything.
And we watched the shock video.
And it was an amazing video.
It exploded like a bomb.
Oh, I have a chance here.
Wow...
This is amazing.
And then...
Huh?
Since then...
They didn't say anything.
"They didn't say anything." "Huh?!"
Thank you for the meal.
"Thank you for the meal." "Huh?"
Even though you were getting coffee so close.
What happened to you?
My tanker switch turned off.
"My tanker switch turned off." "Yes."
My crank up...
I couldn't ride it anymore.
You couldn't ride it anymore?
Anyway...
Yes.
"Let's start with weird things." "Let's start with weird things."
Let's talk about Kiichi Nakai.
Tashi Hiroshi's story.
And the story of me and Tashi who co-starred with Tashi Hiroshi in a very famous movie.
That's right.
We talked about all of them.
Yes.